We moved into a new office at work, and it's a brand
new building with brand new toilets, but I can't stand to use them.





One thing I like to do almost everyday is excuse myself and use the
restroom, and take a small 10-15 minute nap. I do this by using the
handicap stall(plus it's a small office), and I end up going number
two. Once finished and flushed(I don't enjoy the smell), I like to put
my elbows on my knees and then kind of hunch over and rest my head on
my arms.




The problem is, and I'm not trying to brag here, when I hunch over
my penis ends up touching the water in the toilet. As you can imagine,
that is gross as hell and really prevents me from getting a good quick
nap in. Hell, one time I was pooping and when I went to wipe, my hand
scimmed across the water, because the water level is so ridiculously
high.




I know how to lower the water level in a conventional toilet, where
it has the plunger and the big box thing behind the seat, but the
toilets at work don't have that.




So, aside from scrunching up my nuts and squeezing them between the
knees while I nap, is there anyway I can adjust the water level or does
anybody have any kind of experience with this kind of thing?